Girlfriend

The Negative likes my new way of doing things, I'm pleased. For a while there I thought I'd have to kiss my kidneys goodbye. Anyway today Terri, Dan & I went out for ice cream. I think that they were celebrating being friends. Terri & Dan have a unstable on-again-off-again relationship, sort of like Ross & Rachel.

I like it better when they are not together, since otherwise I always feel like a third wheel. 

Dan asked me if I had a girlfriend. When on earth would I have time for a girlfriend with my crazy lifestyle of stalking people and working for a faceless humanoid tentacle entity. I had a girlfriend once, ended badly.